The George's song
I don’t want to go to Mary’s
I don’t want to go to Bart’s
And they say the Royal Free, is not the place to be
And Tommie’s is a place for high-born fairies
UCL is a dump in central London
King’s is a hovel on the strand
I’d rather go to George’s,
Merry, Merry George’s
‘Cos George’s is the finest in the Land
‘Cor Blimey!